January 2012
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December 2011
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If you can fuck my nigga, then you can keep him.
jdt33:
A man that can be stolen is not a man, but a weak, spineless, worthless little boy that evidently still has some major growing up to do. So if that’s the case, then by all means. You can have him.
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Biology Teacher: So the sperm is surrounded with glucose
student: you mean semen is like sugar?
Biology Teacher: yeah basically
me: doesn't taste like..
Biology Teacher:
me:
student:
Biology Teacher:
me:
student:
me: whoops
I'm afraid you'll get bored of me.
darkbrowneyed:
“Every girl’s a freak. Takes the right guy to bring it out.”
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you stubborn bitch.
I secretly hate every female you talk to.
lol, not much of a secret anymore
tumblrbot asked: WHAT MAKES YOU FEEL BETTER WHEN YOU ARE IN A BAD MOOD?
sacrifice the next three months or stay here for another 4 years…
:(
When a girl leaves, you don't let her walk away.
You run after her and pour your heart out on the pavement. You have to tell her all the reasons you love her, and you gotta mean every word of it. You better kiss her like you’ve never kissed her before and hold her in your arms like you’re protecting the world, because she is your world. Fight for her. Don’t let her go. Because once she walks out on you, there will be nothing more you can do....
i want to live in the 50's
the music was great.
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Brandon Luis: happy :D
Anh Ngoc Le: no!
Brandon Luis: Okay tell me where you live
Brandon Luis: You obviously need some food or roses to cheer you up
I want to go on a city date.
sayheyjeanelle:
Walk around, stay late at night and walk around in the numerous amounts of city lights everywhere. Eat out together, and just sit next to the water watching the enormous view of the city lights. Or just lay out a blanket on the grass away from the lights and be able to just look at the stars together.
soon.
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thuuuyn:
jayyhunnyy:
king-tutcorradin0:
jayyhunnyy:
fetishformilly:
jayyhunnyy:
tellmehowtobreathe:
jayyhunnyy:
alfonsina3:
Yeah Your Pretty But Why cant people be like you ? Hmmm well maybe cuz your the stupidest bitch ever !!!!! -.- STFU and talk normal
^^^^^ THIS
Lol.
first off, you’re not black. Second, if I ever meet you, I’m going to slap you so hard, your...
i held the door open for you.. it’d be nice to hear a fucking thank you -__-
if i know you, i dont care.
if you’re an acquaintance or a stranger, say thank you.
did your parents not teach you manners or something?
thuuuyn:
& I don’t know why I still try. I don’t know why I still feel this way about you when I know I shouldn’t. But I can’t help my feelings. I can’t help that you make me feel happy whenever I see & talk to you. And to know that you’ll never feel the same way about me, I don’t even know why I still bother cos’ I know I’m nowhere near your type.
wtf thuy.. wtf.